tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38678187344466799752024-03-13T20:03:41.938-07:00Beig's BlogAbdul Qadoos Beighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09810330444133314182noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3867818734446679975.post-12121748581433051462013-11-23T06:14:00.000-08:002013-11-23T07:32:49.982-08:00Sardar Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Banta: Par kyun???<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u><b>Sardar and Loin</b></u></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1st:abhey bhag</span></div>
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2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..</div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><u>What is Adult jOKE</u></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sardarji was asked,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">what is a adult joke?</span></div>
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any joke which is eighteen years old.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.</span></span></div>
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Sardar: Lo Batao,</div>
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Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism main</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Doctor suggested full body Xray</span></span></div>
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when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"</div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><b><u>Sardar and Wife</u></b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?</span></div>
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sardar:3 months.</div>
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Wife: or meri shadi ko?</div>
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Sardar: 3 months</div>
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Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?</div>
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Sardar: 3 month.</div>
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Wife: total kitne hue?</div>
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Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing</div>
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Balle Balle;-></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hai!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!</span><br />
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Abdul Qadoos Beighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09810330444133314182noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3867818734446679975.post-53405311750420634042013-11-22T08:18:00.003-08:002013-11-23T06:56:00.629-08:00Download Android 4.4 Kitkat Launcher, keyboard, Hangouts, camera Apk & wallpapers....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #444444;">Google has just announced it’s newest version of the Android OS named as Kitakat (Android 4.4). The latest version of the OS comes with plenty of new features such as : </span><span style="color: lime;">The new Google Experience Launcher</span><span style="color: #444444;">, </span><span style="color: red;">messaging now integrated right in Hangouts app</span><span style="color: #444444;">, </span><span style="color: blue;">new camera app</span><span style="color: #444444;">, </span><span style="color: red;">full screen wallpaper and many more</span><span style="color: #444444;">.</span></div>
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The new Google Experience Launcher in Android 4.4 KitKat offers a lot of new features over the previous version of default android launcher. For example, users now can launch Google Now with a simply swipe gesture on the home screen. User also now has the ability to do voice search by just simply speaking out “OK, Google”, Ok, Google command works only from the homescreen. The new launcher also got new color scheme, flatter icons. Google has claimed that Google Now is more accurate by 25% than the previous version with more voice responses. The new version of Hangouts integrates your IM, text and MMS messages together in single threads(that is really cool).</div>
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If you are fancy to try all these new features on your current android devices then you are in the right place. As there is a good android community and a bunch of dedicated android developer live out there, we always get the chance to enjoy new features as soon as it arrives. This time again, the APKS form the latest Android 4.4 are available to download and install. Simply follow the links below to Download them. If you are sporting a device similar to Nexus 5 specs then download following three APKs to try out the New Google Now with new Google Home...</div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/ki2jhowk7obiefu/PrebuiltGmsCore.apk" target="_blank">PreBuiltGmsCore<span style="font-size: 15px;"> (Google Play Services 4.0)</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/jvpjx0dp1gpiixg/Velvet.apk" target="_blank">Velvet (Google Search)</a></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/3ina0fd8fwki5fo/GoogleHome.apk" target="_blank">GoogleHome (Google Launcher)</a></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://d-h.st/HDM" target="_blank">Downloads Google Hangouts APK (v2.0.012)</a></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/download/bmdb78fbrf6u7ab/LatinImeGoogle.apk" target="_blank">Download Android 4.4 Keyboard APK (v2.0.19003.893803a)</a></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?g3i3i9skdh8s6xl" target="_blank">Download Android 4.4 Camera APK (v2.0.001)</a></span></div>
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<a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?85g7ozz75deqe6y" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Download Android 4.4 Wallpapers</span></a></div>
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Note: Goggle home will work only if you also install Google Search(Velvet).</div>
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